10/2/08

Eeliscious



I was checking out Incan ruins. It was very hot and they were very stony and beautiful. I was afraid to go down the stairs because they looked like they could crumble at any minute… Then, we walked through this city, which looked nothing like an Incan city but more like an Italian Village. I walked through an aquarium, but there was a lot of water on the floor, maybe about 6 inches to a foot depending on where I was. There was a beautiful tree in the middle of a cobblestone sidewalk…planted there to look nice as pie. All these eels started attacking me, since I was still inside the aquarium. I started freaking out and stood on top of a large box. A shirtless blond man came over to help me.

3 comments:

psychoticartists said...

ruins aren't beautiful, they're ugly, that's why they're called ruins, because they're ruined, what the hell is an aquarium doing in an Incan city, Incans didn't enjoy looking at fish, that wasn't water on the floor, but piss and ejaculate, cobblestone trees? a poo-pie? eels are just shlongs in rented costumes, topless blonds covered in bumblebees wouldn't sell at a gift shop,

Anonymous said...

i bet that's cuz of your clogged tub and cuz u live in litl itl. if u let it sit longer life forms will grow. into eels.

psychoticartists said...

come back St. Shley, please share your visions with us again...