4/11/10

My 1/2 Ethnic Baby



I was at someone's house in NYC. This older, heavy, woman came up to me and handed me a baby. She said "Congratulations, it's a girl." I didn't remember being pregnant at all. I also didn't remember having unprotected sex with someone either. I took the baby, held it, and looked at it. I realized right away that it was definitely half of me, and then remembered giving birth earlier that day. Then I realized that it was definitely half of another race - non white. Then I was really confused. Who the hell fathered this baby? And why couldn't I remember having sex with them? At first I thought that the baby was half African American. I hung out at this house for a while, feeling like absolute crap - who fathered this kid? And why didn't I know I was pregnant until today? Then, I looked down at the baby again, and thought that she looked Asian, not African American. Then, later, I thought she looked partially Indian. I sat her down, and wandered around this house for a while wondering what to do because I am in school. I didn't know how I was going to take care of her, and then I decided that I should give her up for adoption because I couldn't love her. I took her, and snuck out of the house so the family living there wouldn't know what I was going to do. When I exited, I was outside at the airport taxi area of Laguardia. I started trying to hail a cab.

4/7/10

Cupless/Crotchless


I was with a friend. We wanted to go swimming and stopped at a bathing suit shop, but all they sold were crotchless bathing suits. My friend picked up one with fringes and wanted me to buy it. He kept saying that, with my legs, I would totally rock it. I kept saying no, but every time I looked down at the bathing suit and then up at him, he would be wearing an article of female clothing: tights, high heels etc., until he was almost completely dressed as a woman.

4/6/10

Vampires and Cat Pee...


Vampires came over my house and were hanging out in my room. At first, I thought they were just regular people. When I found out that they were vampires, I asked them if they could smell any cat pee. They could not.