My 1/2 Ethnic Baby

I was at someone's house in NYC. This older, heavy, woman came up to me and handed me a baby. She said "Congratulations, it's a girl." I didn't remember being pregnant at all. I also didn't remember having unprotected sex with someone either. I took the baby, held it, and looked at it. I realized right away that it was definitely half of me, and then remembered giving birth earlier that day. Then I realized that it was definitely half of another race - non white. Then I was really confused. Who the hell fathered this baby? And why couldn't I remember having sex with them? At first I thought that the baby was half African American. I hung out at this house for a while, feeling like absolute crap - who fathered this kid? And why didn't I know I was pregnant until today? Then, I looked down at the baby again, and thought that she looked Asian, not African American. Then, later, I thought she looked partially Indian. I sat her down, and wandered around this house for a while wondering what to do because I am in school. I didn't know how I was going to take care of her, and then I decided that I should give her up for adoption because I couldn't love her. I took her, and snuck out of the house so the family living there wouldn't know what I was going to do. When I exited, I was outside at the airport taxi area of Laguardia. I started trying to hail a cab.

How Did Those Get In My Wife???

At first I was a different woman and pregnant. I was at a hospital with my husband and two other children: an older boy and about a 7-8 year old blond girl. The girl was actually in the hospital and was dying. She was hooked up to a life support system and had a computer screen that was also hooked up to her brain so that she could tell us things that she wanted or needed without talking.

Suddenly, I was the husband instead, and the woman that I was before wasn't in the room anymore. The little girl thought something and it came up on her computer screen. She said she wanted URANIUM (all in caps). She just kept thinking URANIUM URANIUM. Then I realized that my children were really robots/androids and were going to grow up and kill us. Then I thought : "How did those get in my wife?" because she gave birth to them and they grew up. I just kept looking at the girl in the hospital bed and thinking 'How did those get in my wife?????"